As a balanced source of news and culture in the Comoonity, it is my duty to platform this:
I've just been given leaked footage from THIS MORNING from our exterior CCTV, see what you think:
At first I didn't think much, but check this: if we zoom in the top right:
Do you see 'it'? this 'smudge on the lens?'
How about now? Doesn't look human, can't be something we built as it's outside of the approved perimeter- I don't think any of have been for a moon walk since GCSE's. Is this PROOF that we are not on the moon, but a sick experiment on earth? Is this a trespasser from a nearby town? OR
aliens are real
OR
something I haven't thought of yet, but has shadowed our lives since birth!
either way, you'll probably find out here first, on account of mainstream media
PLEASE
step forward if you have any info, or have seen anything like this
doubt me? DEBATE ME!!
This is goddamn commie rhetoric! I'll see you in hell comrade! U wanna spread shit about our beautiful god given orb! Say that its fake! It aint fake mister i can tell you that!
#GloryToTheMoon
very interesting reminds me of my son actually, its possible it could be him... but i dont remember him having such a thick head
OP is a moon apologist 😎
THIS IS JUST THE START! THE MOON-TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED!