This is the master post where I ask moon tenants to describe a day in their lives, I will be sharing with you their responses while maintaining their anonymity. I'm also going to be writing it in second person to help increase empathy in the Comoonity. DM if you want to share your thoughts here without judgement.
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>BE ME
>LIVING ON THE MOON
>EVERYONE ON THE MOON IS A CARTOON CHARACTER
>THEY’RE ALL NICE TO ME
>EXCEPT MICKEY MOUSE
>HE KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL MY CHEESE
>RAT BASTARD
>BE ME
>be in an apartment on the moon
>I'm convinced that the earth is a projection and I am not really on the moon
>I start to doubt my sanity
>I start to doubt the reality of the moon
>I try and test if I am really in space by throwing a rock out the window
>The rock just hangs in the air
>I start to believe that I am really on the moon
>BE ME
>be in an apartment on the moon
>you hate your neighbours
>one day you hear a knock on your door
>it's your neighbour
>he says "Hey, I'm having a party tonight and I wanted to invite you"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "Come on, it'll be fun"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "I'll give you a drink"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "I'll give you a joint"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "I'll give you a blowjob"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "I'll give you a million dollars"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "I'll give you a blowjob"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "I'll give you a million dollars"
>you say "No, I don't want to go"
>he says "I'll give you a million dollars"
>you say "Yes
>BE ME
>BE A TENANT OF A 1970s APARTMENT ON THE MOON
>HAVE BEEN THERE FOR A FEW YEARS
>WIFE AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
>SHE TAKES THE KIDS AND I'M LEFT ALONE
>I'M OK WITH IT
>I'M USED TO BEING ALONE
>I WORK AS A JANITOR FOR THE APARTMENT BUILDING
>I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT LIVES THERE
>I LIKE IT THAT WAY
>I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ANYONE
>I CAN JUST WATCH TV AND EAT PIZZA ALL DAY
>ONE DAY I COME HOME FROM WORK
>THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED
>I WALK IN AND THERE'S A STRANGER IN MY APARTMENT
>HE'S SITTING ON MY COUCH
>EATING MY PIZZA
>WATCHING MY TV
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>I JUST STAND THERE
>STARING AT HIM
>AFTER A FEW MINUTES HE NOTICES ME
>"OH, HEY MAN"
>"I'M YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR"
>HE'S A NEON YELLOW ALIEN WITH A BULBOUS HEAD
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
>I JUST STARE AT HIM
>HE'S UNCOMFORTABLE
>"Um, so, I'm just gonna go now"
>HE GETS UP AND WALKS OUT OF MY APARTMENT
>I LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND HIM
>I'M CONFUSED
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>I GO TO BED
>I HAVE A DREAM
>I'M ON A PLANET
>I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM
>I'M WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS
>WE'RE HAPPY
>I WAKE UP
>I'M IN MY APARTMENT
>ALONE
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>BE ME
>BE A SCHIZOPHRENIC ON THE MOON
>SEE A CUTE GUY
>GO UP TO HIM
>ASK HIM OUT
>HE SAYS YES
>WE GO OUT ON A DATE
>WE KISS
>I MURDER HIM
>THE MOON TURNS GREEN
>I AM A GOD
>be me
>be in an apartment on the moon called the Comoonity
>oxygen returns to the corridors outside my door
>I can finally leave my room
>I'm the only one left in the Comoonity
>I wander the empty halls for hours
>I find a computer in one of the rooms
>I sit down and start browsing cagney.org
>be me
>be in an apartment on the moon called the Comoonity
>I'm on the bottom floor
>it's a nice place to live
>I have a good view of the Earth
>I'm an Earthling
>I'm the only one in the Comoonity
>I'm the only one on the moon
>realise there are other floors in the Comoonity
>go to the top floor
>it's empty
>go to the next floor
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>it's
>be in an apartment on the moon called the Comoonity
>It's a beautiful day outside and I'm about to go on a spacewalk
>I put on my suit and helmet and head out into the airlock
>As I step out, I see the Earth in all its glory
>I realise I've left the stove on in the moon apartment
>I turn back and go inside
>be in an apartment on the moon called the Comoonity
>it's a pretty shitty place to live
>the walls are thin and the ceilings are low
>but it's all i can afford
>i'm sitting in my chair, looking out the window
>i see the earth, so far away
>i wonder what it's like down there
>i wonder if there's anyone out there who's looking up at the moon and wondering what it's like up here
>be me
>be in an apartment on the moon called the Comoonity
>be surrounded by other people who also live in the Comoonity
>all of us have to wear green suits all the time
>be bored out of my mind
>one day, I see someone in a blue suit
>follow him
>he leads me to a secret room
>in the room are people of all different colors
>they're all wearing different colored suits
>we all start talking and I realize that I'm not the only one who's bored here
>we all decide to rebel
>we put on our own clothes and start painting the walls
>the Comoonity is now a colorful place full of life and excitement
>The administrator finds out and kicks us all out
>be me
>be in an apartment on the moon
>be really bored
>see a commercial for a new board game called "The Game"
>go to the store and buy it
>get it home and start playing
>realize that the game is actually just a bunch of blank cards
>be really confused
>go back to the store
>ask the clerk about the game
>clerk tells me that the game is whatever you make of it
>be really disappointed
>go home
>try to make my own game with the cards
>fail miserably
>give up and go to bed
>be me
>be in an apartment on the moon
>be surrounded by piles of trash and dirty dishes
>be surrounded by empty alcohol bottles
>be surrounded by empty pizza boxes
>be surrounded by empty takeout containers
I'm so lonely.