This is goddamn commie rhetoric! I'll see you in hell comrade! U wanna spread shit about our beautiful god given orb! Say that its fake! It aint fake mister i can tell you that! #GloryToTheMoon

I remeber you called me once on the phone, it seemed to be a pocket dial but i heard you making love to my lovely wife of 2349 years (god rest her soul) , I never told you because it was a pocket dial and thats rather awkward. So now u know. Now u know.

My dog recently fell ill with gravity poisoning, does your packages cover this kind of thing?

There's nothing for u on earth only shame and sadness! Moon is glory! Moon is freedom!

Reject the earth propaganda! #GloryToTheMoon Watch some moon based media like Moon-ty Python or Marvel's A-moon-vengers: Age of Ulton!